yesterday I sort of let my richie name the cat Graycie. 
But then he informed me it's "gray c, like jay z"

Dad's Sunday Shopping List

Flashpants

cara | Myspace Video

the five fingered gentian

Rich to me : Just a note to say thanks for a heartwarming letter you sent us. I'm proud of my Cara and I am sure whatever you do will be successfull. You will always have a spot on Bog Meadow Publishing whether it be editing, p.R., human resources or the gift shop Love Dey

Me::) did you talk to ----? he wants to help you

Me: ps you spelled successful wrong, botard

Rich to me: Help me what? P.S. Mom said you said you would rather live with GMa than our house. Is this true or just another story? I think your brave to live in any of the two houses. I would be happy for you to sit on the porch with me and lick ice cream cones all summer. Chris is never home , craig will be away and things really swing when dawn goes to Bo Town.

Me:help you research your book

Rich to me: He can't expect to start at the top. Maybe loading books in my truck or in the field he can hunt for the five fingered gentian.

WTH

http://www.campmor.com/outdoor/gear/Product___22222

richy's re-issue of The Hudson Highlands, now available online

sqeekyclean

richy is not happy about all the kittens invading his home.

"...i mean they're cute as hell...but..."

blondes and obama

if there is one thing richy loves, it's a good blonde joke...




Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.


The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.


When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.